After you find the desire, you must play candy crush for an embarrassing amount of time.
Then, you take a 2 hour nap. You will next be woken up by your sister telling you it's time for dinner. You will proceed to eat dinner with your family and fake how much you enjoyed church. Next, you will clean the kitchen.
After the kitchen is clean you will tell yourself everything that needs to be done. (Ex. Homework, laundry, online classes.) Once you know exactly what you need to do to be productive, you throw that list straight into the paper shredder.
Immediately after that, you must go lay down and check your Instagram, twitter, and Facebook. Maybe if you are feeling adventurous you can snap chat some people. It's totally up to you.
Once that is completed you will watch the Food Network for 3 hours and not even feel bad about it.
Finally, you decide it's probably time for bed, so you venture down to your bed and end up reading creative writing blogs for an hour. You read so many blogs you forget to write on your own. So that's why you are up at 12:22 AM.
Lola
This is seriously my life story....holy crap that's kinda scary.
ReplyDeleteOnly difference...I'm up til like 2 in the morning.
Yeah I agree with Mort.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff.
haha opening line is genius.
ReplyDeletereally this is so true. hahah this was great.
ReplyDeleteSo much truth to this. The nights I find myself wanting to read others more than writing my own.
ReplyDelete"You read so many blogs you forget to write on your own. So that's why you are up at 12:22 AM."
I just played the fish game on the right of your blog for a good 7 minutes.
ReplyDeleteSo I think I understand what you're saying.
"you will watch the Food Network for 3 hours and not even feel bad about it."
candy crush, i love you.
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